this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER
(Source: mysteryofthemask, via pizzasauced)
I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this
Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef
none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now
the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef”
FUCK IT’S FINALLY BACK AHHHHHH
I chuckle a little at this every time. Cause I just imagine the pizza people going o_O and then just ‘Fuck it all. *Toss beef on one side, toss in oven*”
How can you chuckle at this JUST a little? Nick and I just rolled around on the couch gasping for air for five minutes. And I’ve seen it before!!
(via mother-fuckeridareyou)
So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.
I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”. So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.
I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specificthey won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals.
Some people simply should not be allowed to have children. I understand that that statement is problematic. But, seriously, fuck this father right in his face with a tire iron… since that’s effectively what he’s done to his kid’s soul.
(Source: a-game-of-romance-and-winchester)
A fun little list to make you rage.
(With help from anerdyfeminist, mexicanprincessbrienne, strange-cares, and alyceislostinwonderland)
- That tiny little thing where her entire damn TV show has no POC in it
- POC cast in Girls play…
ughhghgugugughhhhhhh
(via mother-fuckeridareyou)
i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”
This.
Only in an instant message chat.
That I still have saved somewhere… I should really dig that out…
(via mother-fuckeridareyou)
Forever aspiring toward Michelle Williams.
I feel like this most days. But sometimes the explosives are in my head and sometimes they are in my heart.
I think it’s time to fall off the grid for awhile. Self-destruction is a terrible terrible thing.
(via tysoncrosbie)
(Source: skabrit, via tysoncrosbie)
THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGHThis is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
(Source: sinistersaz, via callmef)
So, this argument. “Kids do best with a mom and dad!”
My dad abandoned me as a kid and then I had a shitty stepdad. That really sucks, but it happens, and it has nothing to do with gay people getting married.
Kids do best with love and support. Adults do best when they’re not being assholes.
(pic via Buzzfeed)
(bold mine)
When kids have a mom and dad do they eventually learn how to use apostrophes properly?
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